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[semilethal]

This is just a heads up that I will respond to all voicemails with a text. You may express your gratitude for this courtesy after the beep.

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text | un: rue (a week or so after their first meeting, i'm just late)

[ruevealing]

Good day, my dear! I come bearing good news! Your suit has been completed. Please come pick it up at your earliest convenience!

[And whenever Donnie does show up, he'll find that along with the bespoke suit of his dreams, Rue has also gone ahead and crafted a second letterman jacket matching the one that they've made for Leo, only it's in purple with Donnie's name across the back.

Just a little gift for the twin turtles, free of charge.]

text \ donnie

[semilethal]

I LOVE IT
I LOOK SO SMOOTH AND MARRIAGABLE

CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY GOING TO BE ON THE COVER OF GQ
DESERVED
I'M TELLING EVERYBODY THE SUIT WAS 20K BASE COMMISSION FEE

[ruevealing]

[Is this the single most flattering thing that's ever been texted to Rue? It very well could be!]

I'm so delighted that you are pleased with the results! It is just as you deserve, the stunning suit of your dreams.

Perhaps I should keep in mind to include you in all our future advertising. [Smooth and marriagable would be a great slogan.] And of course, it goes without saying that any other outfits you should like I am more than willing to make.

[semilethal]

I regret to inform you that my visage is not currently available for marketing purposes. I am willing to work as a consultant.

[ruevealing]

Then consultant work it is. A pleasure doing business with you, my dear.

[semilethal]

Wait!

Would you
Like to see how it looks on me

A selfie or
Maybe a fashion show or something

[ruevealing]

I would be delighted for either. Though either way, I will require a picture of you in your new suit to keep. I shall even update your name in my phone to include it!

[semilethal]

[:D!!! Delighted!!!!!! and they'll make his photo his CONTACT IMAGE!!!]

That settles it then I'm on my way no need to prepare snacks I'm still very unsure about them

Thank you also for the matching jacket it's very soft inside don't speak a word of this to Leo please I don't want him to think stupid thoughts

[ruevealing]

[oh no, Rue absolutely laughs out loud by themself at Donnie's candid commentary. Honestly, after all of the half-truths and loopholes of their former court, they much prefer Donnie's straightforward answers.]

I shall leave the snacks tucked away this time, though if you have any that you do prefer, let me know so that I can keep it on paw for your next visit.

And you need not worry. It shall be a secret between just us. I'm only glad that you enjoy it.

[semilethal]

I very much enjoy it
Gonna sleep in the jacket tonight!

ok OMW

text; un: imwithgenius

[energyfieldgood]

We need to talk.

Have you been part of the development team for this? [-> Attached Network Link]

text; un: d.day

[semilethal]

nnnoooooooo

[energyfieldgood]

Is that sarcasm or you being really, really bad at lying via text, I can't tell.

[No, honestly, he can't tell. What is this. It doesn't improve his mood.]

Where are you?

[semilethal]

[UGH. ANNOYING]

I'm in the wet lab. Please no bright lights, I'm conducting a photosensitive test