general psl

[semilethal]

Give me them. Do you have them? Give them to me. Steal prompts from bakerstreet idgaf. Get some weekly writing prompts that are probably pretentious as fuck. Raid TFLN, go nuts.

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[semilethal]

[HE IS LITERALLY SIXTEEN AND YOU ARE ONLY SEVENTEEN??? DO U THINK YOU ARE IN UR FORTIES WITH A MORTGAGE JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN DISPROPORTIONATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE????? get over it

Donnie may have screeched some of that at Raphael but no one will ever know, because he's already crawled back through the hold like a possessed boy. Eventually the line still attached to Raphael via Donnie's belt goes taut, then seems to continue spooling as he presumably goes in search of a refrigerator to shove into the hole.

The city below is unnaturally still and quiet, a veritable ghost town (or perhaps a literal ghost town, who knows with these underground mystical metropolises. Metropoli. Whatever. There is nary a sound to be heard-

CLATTER

Oh except for that sound, followed only by what looks like a metal trash can lid rolling into view from a darkened alley far below.]

[supersmashbro]

[ raph, eating wet floor salami and (realistically) some paper pulp that was a semi-sentient soldier a couple minutes beforehand: why am i the only mature mfer here

Donnie's incensed screeching is like whiny music to Raph's ears. Or more accurately it's generally reassuring for as long as it lasts. It's brotherly sounds. And brotherly sounds, especially 'secure enough to be bitching about something annoying Raph said or did to them' ones, are second banana perhaps only to like. Like.

'Woke up earlyish and can hear Pop humming in the kitchen' sounds.

Raph absorbs these screeches while he can since his little brother has now ONCE AGAIN YOTEN HIMSELF THROUGH A MAGIC HOLE AND OUT OF PERCEPTION!!!!!!!!! LEAVING RAPH ALONE! TO DIE!!!!!!! TO DIE AND/OR TO WORRY!!!

He misses having the whole squad. The fearsome foursome. Then there's always a guaranteed buddy system split instead of all this solo investigating. Raph's detective brain is on vacation to Fearville. All he wanted was to have an easy little errand run with his brother. Was that so much to ask for? Universe?

Anyway he probably also said literally all of that out loud because he's Raph and he likes to narrate to himself to calm himself down. He is king of telling himself how fine he is. Because he is. He's fine.

Barring one totally valid high-pitched oOoOoOoOooooo-! noise when he gets jumpscared by a distant trash can. He is literally in the distant super secret cave ceiling area in a post-invasion world, and yet he is intimidated. ]

Donnie! Donnie! [ The world's most dramatic pointless stage whisper, back at it again. ] Science this, science that, 'oh I wanna observe gravity stuff' and then all the real stuff to observe ain't even up there.

[ Raph what do you think gravity is, if not real stuff. ]

Well maybe tonight Raph observes and doesn't tell Donnie what's up. Show him what he misses by not makin' himself a helmet.