semilethal: (Default)
Donatello / Purple ([personal profile] semilethal) wrote2022-10-01 12:14 am

general psl

Give me them. Do you have them? Give them to me. Steal prompts from [community profile] bakerstreet idgaf. Get some weekly writing prompts that are probably pretentious as fuck. Raid TFLN, go nuts.
supersmashbro: (rip raphs sanity)

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-05-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This is fine.

[ See. It has to be fine now. He said that it's fine. ]

Not gonna lose it, Raph. He's right there. You can tell he's still there. And if you freak out and drop him he won't be there, so don't freak out. Donnie needs the opposite of freaking out. It's fine. You're not even really alone, it's fine, everything's fine.

[ The way he is not even going to remember this stretch of time later. There it goes. Into the fight or flight insta-delete filter. Part of the creeping darkness.

It's probably not even creeping. His eye's been weird all night, it's probably just-- more illusion stuff. Brain tricks. Brain tricks in the pocket dimension away from home where he can't see or hear his little brother anymore and it feels like something is watching them and he doesn't know how bad the bad guy is and they can't reach their family.

Keep it down, Raph. Hold the fort. Big brother first, everything else second. No one is allowed to be thinking of crying right now. That's all energy that gets tunnel vision focused on trying to perceive any tiny shifting of weight on the other end of this tether.

Donnie you're cool with the vague perception of you being the only thing anchoring your anchor's mental and physical wellbeing right. ]


When we get home we're not goin' out again for two months!

[ Cool things to yell into the void. ]
supersmashbro: (KOWALSKI ANALYSIS)

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-05-21 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Brother spotted off the port bow! Half of brother. (Don't think of Donnie actually severed at the torso, don't think of Donnie all twisted and Krang-y, we are having a normal one.)

Why couldn't he hear Donnie, if Donnie heard him? Donnie's hearing was on the fritz, too. (Maybe don't think about that either, we are having a normal one and a real one.) ]


It's not house arrest! It's-- [ A MUCH DIFFERENT THING THAT'S GOT MORE VALIDITY AND WILL MAKE EVERYONE AGREE WITH RAPH. Like uhhhhh ] Preserving your big brother's lifespan arrest! Look at yourself, you're a half-turtle right now! We're shavin' off months as we speak!

[ Points! Dramatically! For emphasis!

Ignores the many many times he has done dumb reckless things that would probably make their dad go bald if he'd been aware of them happening!

Fails to realize he's narratively setting himself up to get his ass handed to him! ]
supersmashbro: (noooooo)

we are so powerful and so brave

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-06-26 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Raph allows it in the way that a very large dog might allow a kitten to bat at its ears while it chills on the floor. Like, okay fine, Donnie would probably not be yelling and bossing him around if he were actually Hypno-style sawed in half.

How many gotdang secret underground cities are they gonna find in this lifetime? It's getting out of hand.

You can really just see anything in New York. The internet was right. ]


...

Droppin' a toaster on a town could be seen as a good-faith gesture, right?
supersmashbro: (something leaderly)

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-07-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

I will if you put a helmet on.

Safety first.

[ In what world would a helmet save him from a fridge-- actually they're mutant super soldiers maybe that just means they work like looney tunes. ]
supersmashbro: (DRAXUM PLEASE)

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-07-16 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
What image?! You're like twelve!

[ GOTTEM...

Oh he's climbing away. Rude. Raph would start investing in little brother leashes but he knows full well all his brothers are too wily for those to work. ]
supersmashbro: (well its DUMB)

[personal profile] supersmashbro 2023-07-22 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ raph, eating wet floor salami and (realistically) some paper pulp that was a semi-sentient soldier a couple minutes beforehand: why am i the only mature mfer here

Donnie's incensed screeching is like whiny music to Raph's ears. Or more accurately it's generally reassuring for as long as it lasts. It's brotherly sounds. And brotherly sounds, especially 'secure enough to be bitching about something annoying Raph said or did to them' ones, are second banana perhaps only to like. Like.

'Woke up earlyish and can hear Pop humming in the kitchen' sounds.

Raph absorbs these screeches while he can since his little brother has now ONCE AGAIN YOTEN HIMSELF THROUGH A MAGIC HOLE AND OUT OF PERCEPTION!!!!!!!!! LEAVING RAPH ALONE! TO DIE!!!!!!! TO DIE AND/OR TO WORRY!!!

He misses having the whole squad. The fearsome foursome. Then there's always a guaranteed buddy system split instead of all this solo investigating. Raph's detective brain is on vacation to Fearville. All he wanted was to have an easy little errand run with his brother. Was that so much to ask for? Universe?

Anyway he probably also said literally all of that out loud because he's Raph and he likes to narrate to himself to calm himself down. He is king of telling himself how fine he is. Because he is. He's fine.

Barring one totally valid high-pitched oOoOoOoOooooo-! noise when he gets jumpscared by a distant trash can. He is literally in the distant super secret cave ceiling area in a post-invasion world, and yet he is intimidated. ]


Donnie! Donnie! [ The world's most dramatic pointless stage whisper, back at it again. ] Science this, science that, 'oh I wanna observe gravity stuff' and then all the real stuff to observe ain't even up there.

[ Raph what do you think gravity is, if not real stuff. ]

Well maybe tonight Raph observes and doesn't tell Donnie what's up. Show him what he misses by not makin' himself a helmet.