[ Brother spotted off the port bow! Half of brother. (Don't think of Donnie actually severed at the torso, don't think of Donnie all twisted and Krang-y, we are having a normal one.)
Why couldn't he hear Donnie, if Donnie heard him? Donnie's hearing was on the fritz, too. (Maybe don't think about that either, we are having a normal one and a real one.) ]
It's not house arrest! It's-- [ A MUCH DIFFERENT THING THAT'S GOT MORE VALIDITY AND WILL MAKE EVERYONE AGREE WITH RAPH. Like uhhhhh ] Preserving your big brother's lifespan arrest! Look at yourself, you're a half-turtle right now! We're shavin' off months as we speak!
[ Points! Dramatically! For emphasis!
Ignores the many many times he has done dumb reckless things that would probably make their dad go bald if he'd been aware of them happening!
Fails to realize he's narratively setting himself up to get his ass handed to him! ]
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Why couldn't he hear Donnie, if Donnie heard him? Donnie's hearing was on the fritz, too. (Maybe don't think about that either, we are having a normal one and a real one.) ]
It's not house arrest! It's-- [ A MUCH DIFFERENT THING THAT'S GOT MORE VALIDITY AND WILL MAKE EVERYONE AGREE WITH RAPH. Like uhhhhh ] Preserving your big brother's lifespan arrest! Look at yourself, you're a half-turtle right now! We're shavin' off months as we speak!
[ Points! Dramatically! For emphasis!
Ignores the many many times he has done dumb reckless things that would probably make their dad go bald if he'd been aware of them happening!
Fails to realize he's narratively setting himself up to get his ass handed to him! ]